How do you know, you've been playing too much WoT?
-You NEVER let anyone drive behind you....REAR ARMOR IS WEAKEST!
-You feel safer standing next to tall buildings.
-You complain about your car having too thin armour platings.
-You start comparing speed bumps with tank traps.
-You think the max speed on the fastest car is 72km/h.
-When a Mini overtakes the bus you're traveling in you say to yourself "damn scout, he's so fast!"
-You wonder wth were they thinking when they put the engines in the front of your car!
-You start looking at objects and thinking of their ability to bounce/ricochet shots.
-You wonder why you started making threads that start with "How do you know you've been playing too much WoT?" .......Probably cause they have maintenance now lol
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Lol,
- You look at other cars on the road similar to yours and wonder what upgrades he has
- You race others cars without realising it, as you must take the high ground first
- You wonder why other vehicles don't have a red aura around them, even though they are clearly right in front of you!
I do play this too much...
Lmao.....
No comment whatsoever..........
😆 😆 lol
-You spend most of your time inside a large bush
you wander why your gun ant fireing when the guy drove by you like you were there
-You take all quiet back streets to work instead of the Fly-over.
-You wonder why pressing 5 twice on your radio hasn't fixed your flat tyre.
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You decide whether to use high explosives or armour piercing on the car that just pulled out in front of you.
when you pull up a stoplight, you line yourself up with the car next to you so you can shoot over his hood (hull down position around corners 😛)
You "Floor it" when passing through an intersection JUST IN CASE there's a TD camping the crossroad.
When you feel an uncontrollable urge to shoot every red car that you see and to face hug every school bus. And whenever you see a blue car you mutter "I hate teamkillers". And you keep asking yourself why green cars don't show up your sat-nav and wonder if you need to fit a better radio to fix this?
When u know what's the time on church clokc in Himmelsdorf 😛
[quote:49c6a01edb="Bubrek";p="7161"]When u know what's the time on church clokc in Himmelsdorf 😛[/quote]
ouch... 😳 8)
When your doubles take longer then a shift at work
Your scared of a SMART Car Roadster when getting on the School Bus
When you finally have your tier 10's but still can't get rid of your tier 2's because they are soooo cute.....
When you sell your T54 to buy the IS4 then sell your IS4 to buy back the T54 and are now buying back KV and KV3 to grind the cash to buy back .... THE IS4. 😛
How do you know, you've been playing too much WoT when you have the Lowe MkXXXMLVII......I
When you start making comments like: "There are only a three constants in this world, Death, Taxes, and OP Russian Tanks!" 😃
When, in the evening, you are telling to your wife: "I go scout"
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When , after opening a beer can, you are saying: "the armor is damaged"
When you watch the Battle of the Bulge film with your son and you both sit there saying "They're not Tiger tanks, they're American tanks... They look like T32's or Pattons." and "They're not Shermans. They look like Chaffees." When this lack of historical accuracy bothers you throughout the entire film.
[quote:2ab9dba290="Lin3";p="7377"]When you watch the Battle of the Bulge film with your son and you both sit there saying "They're not Tiger tanks, they're American tanks... They look like T32's or Pattons." and "They're not Shermans. They look like Chaffees." When this lack of historical accuracy bothers you throughout the entire film.[/quote]
ha ha brilliant
you know when you been playing WoT to much when you start looking for things like this
When a truck catapulted a small pebble (little rock) in to Fifty's Mercedes, it made a small hole just under the bumper. We looked at the hole and came to a conclusion:
Damn it Fifty, you know the lower hull is weak on ze germans!
This says it all...... 😃
a HUGE LOOOOOOOOOL@Tviches post 🙂
I never laughed like now when i read all these posts
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you know when you been playing WoT to much when you start looking for things like this
